Three.

FIRST THING IS FIRST: BEST/WORST NEWS OF THE WEEK/EVER.

BEST NEWS: Zoey and Ben tied the knot on Saturday, quite possibly setting the world up for the most orgasmically indie family to ever have existed. Verdict: Ben knows how to keep the future population wonderful.

WORST NEWS: Death Cab For Cutie's new single "Meet Me on the Equinox" is going to be the lead single from Twilight's "New Moon" which could possibly ruin the lives of every fan Death Cab has ever accumulated (EVEN the ones that got interested from watching The O.C). Verdict: Ben knows how to fuck over and sell out the current population. Wonderful.

This is why I don't get annoyed by things as easily as most of my friends, because I can't ALLOW myself to. Because Twilight killing Band of Skulls and Muse was slightly irritating, but my favorite band ever (aside from The Beatles)? Give me time to cry, please.

I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO NAME THEIR CHILD.
They could either go prophetic or inanimate like Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow. Or they could go ghetto locale like Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson.
As long as they're not fucked in the head like Jason Lee (Father of child, Piolet Inspektor Lee.)
OMGZ, LYK, MAYBE THEY'LL NAME IT BELLA OR EDWARD.
Please, don't, Benzy, save those names for all the pregnant sixteen year olds out there.

In other news, I am absolutely positively a fan of Lush.
They really do sell the best shit in the world, EVEN if it is rather expensive. For example, I bought a $3 bar of "soap" called Sex in the Shower, which is wonderful if you enjoy aphrodisiacs and jasmine. It's really a bar that you put on the shower floor and it foams when the water hits it, creating an amazing aroma...which, is very true.
But the shit dissolves like it's Easter and I had to take it out after a few minutes because it would have been gone. So, really...it's three dollars a shower.
BUT IT'S STILL SO WORTH IT.

So I found out a few things this week:
A. I'm one of the worst students ever.
B. Beatles Rockband is SLIGHTLY overrated ONLY in the sense that they don't give you enough songs (other than that, it's everything anyone could ever dream of).
C. The Emmy's is more biased than the Civil Rights movement ever was.
D. If you're poor, it is not good to live right near North Shore Mall.
E. I miss Bea Arthur.
F. Verizon has shitty phones, (env2) yes, HOWEVER, they obviously care the most about getting you out of a jam if you're ever stuck under the wreckage of a crashed car, because it seems like everyone else I know who doesn't have Verizon DOESN'T EVER GET SERVICE.
G. Providence, Rhode Island is wonderful.
H. Inglorious Bastards has the best ending to any film I've ever seen in my entire life.
I. I would rather get 20 doctors notes than $1,000.
J. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


Yesterday, at counciling, the therapist that I was given this year said the best thing I've ever heard anyone say in a time of advice (which, as I learned in psych class, is unprofessional to give, but I love that this guy doesn't follow that rule because I love advice-as I can NEVER make a decision). I told him about how at 2:30 in the morning, after keeping my roommates up playing Rockband, and talking with one of them for an hour, I was on my way to bed (as I had to get up at 7) and instead found a pile of paper plates, which we then decided to turn into faces describing our moods to tape outside of our doors for all to know.

This one, for example, is my favorite plate. Too bad, it seems that I'll NEVER end up using it.

My therapist, after hearing my life story decided to tell me that "There will always be hard things to adapt to, and when you go home, there are going to be lots of paper plates and Rockband, but you still need to learn to focus."
It was just the way he said it.
The man, honest to God is exactly like Josh from Drake & Josh, but more handsome.

Today, I skipped classes-but I'm going to spend it catching up. We concluded that I absolutely feed off of anxiety, and when I don't receive due dates, I don't get anxious. So he told me that he'd treat me like shit if I didn't do my homework by next session.
I love it when people boss me around.

I thought it was wonderful that yesterday, in the writing center, a girl needed help with her paper about the history of the avocado. Apparently, her composition teacher wants an essay about the history of a food they enjoy. Not only is that an awkward, but much better than most prompts I've seen from Comp 101 assignment, the girl is also amazing for picking what could possibly be the best food in the world.

Until next time!
xo